Nothing is certain but death and bad taxidermy.

These pictures are from a Danish fellow who has created a Facebook page that brings us “Dårligt udstoppede dyr,” or “Badly Stuffed Animals.” On the back foot: This two-legged donkey gives new meaning to the term wonky donkey.

Do you have these in a size 7? The taxidermists even managed to get creative, gutting the insides of a pair of moles to make a pair of shoes! Some pieces are truly nuts, check it out.